Pole Riders, Eat Shitake, Wall Bangers, Rotating Surfboard of Death

Ok, ok... bad blogger. Very, very bad blogger. Ten lashes with a wet noodle.

I've been neglectful... absent... downright deadbeat I tells ya. My little blog child lays crying in it's own filth. What few readers I have have been forced to set up a chat room in my last post. You all deserve more. More I say.

And all I really want to talk about is the funniest episode EVER of MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge). It's the "Sorority Sisters" episode featuring ever-so-briefly Mitchell Paul, the Liposucteur. It's sexist. It's crude. It's clever and in a way, it's lowest common denominator humour. I can watch just about any episode of this show over and over and always find something hysterical. The whole concept is made up of a real-life Asian game show/reality series called "Takeshi's Castle", over-dubbed in English and treated like sports commentary of a bonafide Olympic-type event. It's VERY slapstick, yet verbally, you have to be paying very close attention so as not to miss the tiniest of details that make it "laugh til it hurts" funny.

Want an example? Here's a five-minute best-of clip. Click THIS!

Oh and one more... from my sweet Ted's favourite event: "Log Droppers"
And just in case I baffled you with the title of this entry... those are the enticing names of just a few of the events on this brilliant show.

I promise to be more bloggy soon my friends. Call it a bit of a summer hiatus.

No song today... 'cause I'm lazy.

Amazing Race Post-Posting Post

OH OH OH!

And as a Post-Posting Post (brought to you by Post)

DID ANYONE reading this watch the Amazing Race on Sunday night????

I've never seen such airport bedlam on this show before. Between Eric & Danielle getting yanked off a flight moments before it took off and the show-down between the nasty Team Guido and that equally horrible old married couple (Terri and Ian) that I hate, I was so wound-up and high-strung, I needed to lie down after that episode. Too intense. Great editing!

I also have to say, as much as Charla and Mirna annoy me because they're always yelling and getting in peoples faces... they also keep me in stitches. Just seeing Charla pop up under desks and little places (in order to be able to look people in the eye when she talks to them) makes me giggle. Good for her y'know, but it's still funny.

And next week is a TWO-HOUR SPECIAL! I don't think my heart can take it.

Cheerio!