Friday, December 01, 2006

Wicked Survivor Freeek

Got tickets to go and see "Wicked" on December 14th. I cannot TELL you how excited I am about this. I've always really enjoyed the Wizard of Oz. Just watched it not too long ago actually when the special "restored" version came out on DVD. But Wicked for those who don't know, is the tale of the witches of Oz. Supposedly a wonderful musical production. Very much so looking forward to it. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH Tammy! Gee it's been a long time since I've looked forward to something, and the best news is, I've only got to wait another 13 days to see it. YAY!

Ok, I don't normally dish Survivor on my blog, but last night's episode was FUBAR, and I loved it. I've never seen such open bickering and hate-filled conflict in all the years I've watched Survivor. At the centre of it all: Jonathan. hee. I'll admit he's a bastard, but he's a smart and insightful bastard who's simply playing a game (and playing it well - for now). Ted can't STAND Jonathan because he talks so much, but I just can't bring myself to hate him. He's always got a good point about whatever pie he has his thumb in. By the same token, I think he stands ZERO chance of winning unless somebody else up and kills a baby bunny on camera in front of the jury at tribal council and even then, Jonathan's pretty much hated enough by everybody to still walk away with no million dollars.

I'd almost be willing to bet money that Ozzie's gonna take this one home. He's a little bit under-the-radar in terms of screen time, but you can see he's always thinking and he's a formidable competitor. (part dolphin, part monkey, part shampoo commercial model).

And then there's Yul, whom I'd love to see win, because he's so together. He's intelligent, intuitive, sensitive and beautiful. (love that body baby) But even Yul is showing some weakness as demonstrated last night. He's got himself in a horrible predicament playing Keeper of the Immunity Idol, and he's not winning any loyalty points from the 3... make that 2 remaining Caucasian hotties, but in the end when they've had time to cool off, which all the jury members do, I'm sure they'd still give him the million anyhow. But I detected the slightest amount of ...was it "cockiness" in Yul, last night, talking as though he's already won. That's got to be a mistake - even when you do have the idol.

Additionally, on the topic of the idol; it's going to be interesting to see how it plays out this season seeing as how this is the third time it's been a factor in the game and only the first time everyone knows who has it. I was hoping it would come into play last week when they sent poor, stupid, sexy Nate home, and I question the wisdom of just announcing it to everyone when it's in your possession, but it certainly brings about some priceless facial expressions.

I'm hoping, hoping, hoping that Parvarti gets sent home next. I can't stand her and her bratty self-righteousness. It's one way in which I agree with Jonathan wholeheartedly - a million dollars would screw up her life. She's very immature.

I'm also hoping, hoping, hoping that Adam sticks around for a while even though I think he's a complete idiot. Eye candy extraordinaire is important for Survivor (to both Ted and I anyhow) and Adam.... might be the most delicious piece of said eye candy to hit a Survivor beach since Colby Donaldson. Yes, Adam is a slime-bag who would shag any pretty little thing with breasts, but God... if y'got it, might as well manipulate with it. (and by "it" I mean perfect pecs, abs, face, smile and... well pretty much everything, including that sexy tattoo on his back. The boy is hot.)

Yes, Survivor Cook Islands is a fun, fun season folks.

Song of the day, inspired by how delicious Adam is: "Freeek" by George Michael.

You got yourself some action
Said you got yourself a body
You got yourself an ass with
Mind of it's own bring something to the party

You got yourself addicted
You shoot up, it saves you time
You got yourself a paycheck
Faces in the places where the sun don't shine

I'll be your sexual freeek (freeek)
Of the week
I'll be your inspirational brother (sister)
Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek
Of the week (Ohh touch it)
I'll be your educational lover
Your one-fuck fantasy

Can I come on in, my sweet baby
Can I move on in
Can I come on in, my sweet baby,
Can I move on in

You got yourself some action
Said you got your sexy Java
You got your speed connection
Free chat, fuck that, get a little harder

You got yourself a big bed
You shoot off, take your time
In the house with a bitch and a mouse
And your daddy's plastic how fantastic yeah

I'll be your sexual freeek (Back up on this)
Of the week (Yeah . . . I think I need a re-booty)
I'll be your inspirational brother (Sister)
Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek (B,B,Back)
Of the week (Back back, sexy mama)
I'll be your educational lover(Yeah)
Your one-fuck fantasy

Sexual freeek (Sister)
I think I need a re-booty
Sexual freeek (Sister)
I'll be your sexual freeek,
of the week
I'll be your inspirational brother,
Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek,
of the week
I'll be your educational lover,
your one-fuck fantasy (Sister)

You got yourself some action
Said you got yourself a body
You got yourself an ass with mind of its own
bring something to the party

Come on kids,
don't be scared
It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared
Come on kids,
don't be scared
It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared
Come on kids,
you know your mama and your daddy don't care
Don't be scared,
it's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared

1 comment:

Jerome said...

Parvati must go.

Adam must go.

Ozzie irritates me.

I have no big issues with Jonathan.

Yul should win 'cause he's a swell guy.