"(still smiling) Nope, not exactly". When really, truly... internally I'm thinking... "Why yesssss.... he is a sausage dog. ...Genuine Vienna honey garlic sausage dog. Mmmm. Spicy." dumb-ass
Don't get me wrong; I'm not a breed snob, and I don't mind if someone says "oooh look, a wiener dog" (I'm very fond of wieners.... sausage too. wink) but a) He was not listening to me. Don't ask me a question and ignore my answer and b) You're a grown man. I don't care if you know dog breeds or not, surely you know there's no such breed as a sausage dog!! Whatever. It certainly gave me a cutesy lil story to tell.
Speaking of the "sausage" dog... he's now crate-free.
Roaming his and Cole's domain while we're away, and thus far there have been no significant incidents. (aside from stealing used q-tips from the bathroom garbage can - ewww - you should see him lift the lid though. CUTE!) The only serious casualty has been one envelope delivered in the mail (a big Porthos-sized bite). The bills still arrive, so I don't think he's making a habit of it. He's become such a good boy. A daddy couldn't be more proud. I loves ma' boys!
I'm feeling a little "country" today... (Hey - no groaning... the alternative was the theme song to the Golden Girls which I've had running through my head all day. Damn you Nick!) So with a summery, feel-good tune in mind...
"Jeans On" by Keith Urban. Smokin' hot, and a phenomenal guitar player!
When I wake up in the mornin' light
I pull on my jeans and I feel all right
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
It's the weekend, and I know that you're free
So pull on your jeans and come on out with me
Oh 'cause I need to have you near me,
I need to feel you close to me
I need to have you near me, I need to feel you close to me
You and me, we'll go motorbike ridin' in the sun
And the wind and the rain
I got money in my pocket, I got a tiger in my tank
And I'm king of the road again
I'll meet ya in the usual place
You don't need a thing except your pretty face, alright
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
Aw, here we go mama
You and me, we'll go motorbike ridin' in the sun
And the wind and the rain
I got money in my pocket, I got a tiger in my tank
And I'm king of the road again
When I wake up in the mornin' light
I pull on my jeans and I feel all right
Hey I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
I pull my blue jeans on, I pull my old blue jeans on
8 comments:
Ya think maybe he might have been referencing the fact that Porthos is a Guy Magnet, attracting all the cute MOs... ie a SAUSAGE Dog. If not I still think it's a good name for a dog that tends to attract all the cuties.
My friend Stephane has a dog (1/2 Chow and 1/2 Sharpai) named Behr, and let me tell you, he cannot get 10 steps down Ste Catherine St without some Hottie McHott stopping him to 'play with his poodle' {wink wink} So I would definitely call Behr a 'Sausage Dog'.
In that sense... Porthos is most definitely a sausage dog. Guys love him.
Lucky us huh?
INDEED lucky yous!
by the by... that pic of Porthos has got to be the cutest one ever... It's my new desktop pic at the office!
Awww... my little celebrity pooch! hee hee
Thanks Shawn. I'm glad you like it. -tickled pink-
Well it's not like you've ever posted a bad pic of the P-man ... but this one is just too damned adorable!
Whew. I finally caught up on your entries. I'm ready for a nap.
Jerome
2 FUNNY! Search back to Maureen Holloway's post about the people debating her dog's breed! So funny. Happens to me too. Esp. w/ Flea - who is a long-haired chihuahua. So, people never think she IS one because they only think of chihuahuas as the Taco Bell variety. They're always like: Is she a jack russell? Is she a papillon? She must have some papillon.... People are doofy.
But 'sausage dog' kills me! hahahahaheeeee!
I've missed you Jerome. I hope you're happy and well.
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