Thursday, July 12, 2007


I must have this.

As juvenile as it may be... my desk is a thru-way for my co-workers to use my stapler after using the fax machine and photo-copier. I'm forever refilling my stapler, and I rarely use it myself. Staple-Moochin' b**ches! Taste the sting of electricity!!!

Why have I never known this type of office fuckery existed???!!


Anonymous said...

I tried one of those once and it gives off quite the jolt. don't give it anyone with a pacemaker.

John said...

I don't quite know what to say to that, other than rest-assured, I won't likely ever buy a booby-trap-shock-stapler. But thanks for being a voice of reason (whoever you are).